please get your goop off my Birchbox

I should start by saying I love Birchbox - it accommodates my frugality and laziness. I simply do not want to put the time and money into testing the hot new cream, gloss or polish. Birchbox sends me a nicely curated selection of items - many of which I actually end up buying in full size.

So when I was given the choice to have a regular October box or a box full of item hand picked by goop (I <3 Gwyneth Paltrow) I obviously jumped at the chance.... big mistake.